I am a British passport holder returning to the U.K.What benefits can I get?
Answer:
If you can prove beyond reasonable doubt that you will bring nothing to the economy, that you wish to do nothing to benefit society, and that you don't intend to do a day's honest work, you should be able to secure enough benefits to live a better life than those on the straight and narrow.
Loads. It's the UK. We hand out free money all the time. Come on over, there's plenty of room, plenty of houses, and plenty of benefits you can have. Why not bring your family too.
Hopefully bugger all.
Ask not what the country can do for you, but ask what you can do for the country. Benefits? Oh, green and pleasant land, sweat blood and tears, warm beer, child benefit, state pension, NHS treatment after 6-18mths wait, lousy 2012 logo, 27 Tescos in every town, wheel clampers in every corner... The list goes on.
the benifit of the ability to go look for a job...
Why would you want to know what benefits you can get? Are you an honest hard worker, which is what this place really needs, but are concerned due to failing health perhaps due to old age or illness, that SA can't fulfill your requirements as the NHS can (but is increasingly failing such good people because a load of pointless wasters are coming over here to get free treatment when they don't deserve it - forcing honest people to pay through the nose and travel abroad for simple operations)....or are you a useless dole-bludger who can't get away with being useless in SA so needs to come somewhere where this is apparently the main point in life? If the first reason, then I hope you get better soon - and welcome to the UK. Second reason, go and rob a bank or summat - it's quicker and if you get caught at least you'll end up in a cushy cell with a bigger TV than most people and air-conditioning!
i agree with the rest of them GET A JOB,or stay where you are!
Gosh... you could always get a job!
You're having a laugh. Hopefully none if you've not paid any NI contributions.
Nothing thats what you deserve with your WHAT BENEFITS CAN I GET!!
We to many pounces here and we dont need anymore.now if you come here to work and pay taxes you cold get a far better welcome
get a job!!
Hope you are not another free loader?
You are the kind of person that a lot of people call a scrounger. You are not returning to a job, hope to get free housing, money to live from hard working British taxpayers and what will you do once you get it? Hopefully save up and buy a ticket back to where you are now.Unless you have rich relatives to ease the tax burden and pay for your upkeep theres no point in returning.
Ditto to all the above.
None F*** off or get a job and stop expecting the state to keep you.
get a job ya lazy beggar
The benefit of a kick up the ****,you rotten scoundrel
Why do I get the feeling that you're not actually a British citizen but something closer to a British Overseas citizen or a British Terrorities citizen which has nowhere near the benifits that a British citizen does.
Don't bother to come here, passport holder or not, if all you want are our benefits. We want workers, we've got enough spongers!
better get a job
I think you're winding us up. But if not. PISS OFF.
go home !
If you are white, none
Youll get the dole if you can prove you cant work, or pretend your sick or disabled and claim disability benefits.
Everyone else is milking it so why get your slice. I know SA doesnt have any benefits like dole etc coz all the lazy bums would drain it in 1 week
There is something definately wrong here. Shouldn't you be asking "What can I do in the UK?" Don't think you'll be very welcome here (even if you're a British passport holder) if you have that attitude. Don't you have any good upbringing?
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