10 reasons illegal immigrants aren't so bad?

1. They do the jobs that Bobby and Tiffany will not do unless they are on a reality show
2. The Raiders would have no fans at all
3. Immigration lawyers would be bankrupt
4. The LAPD wouldn't have anyone to kick around
5. An apple would cost $5.99 plus tax
6. I wouldn't know where to go to get some puntang in Las Vegas
7. Home Depot would lose half their business
8. I would still think a "burrito" is a small donkey
9. I would have never been able to put cheap stolen rims on my car
10. Our backyards would be covered in weeds

Answer:
For the gentleman who felt the need to call the above "lies" and prove them all wrong, take a moment to laugh at yourself and have a sense of humor. Nobody's perfect, and I'm sure you can think of a top ten list of why your own people "aren't so bad" also.

If everyone would be so bold as to take a look at their own people and laugh, the world would be a better place...THANKS Sebastian!
If that's the best you can come up with...
Dude, get a life.
Let me point out the lies

1. They do the jobs that Americans won't do for crap wages.
2. Whatever
3. Bankrupt the lawyer vermin
4. Cop hater, are you an anarchist? Illegals have no right to protest, and thus they get whats coming to 'em. I have great respect for the LAPD, who knows the next time they step out of their house they'll be slapped with a lawsuit by a red diaper doper baby lawyer for just doing their job too well.
5. If it keeps the doc away fine.
6. I don't know what that is.
7. How would it lose business? If anything it would gain money by not having to build shelters for the illegals.
8. Sorry you are so uneducated.
9. So they contribute to crime, thanks for admitting it, who gives a crap about rims anyway.
10. My backyard isn't, I do all that work myself. What, I can't work because I'm white?
1. ?----------- gee, i'm stuck on one.
But, but, then Oakland wouldn't get ransacked everytime the Raiders lost.
Hey, it's true.
At least some of them bring their own drugs when they cross the border !
lol. agreed. (and the funny part...i'm a full blooded mexican)
LOL...between the above list...and Cos A's recitation of every redneck, hillbilly stereotype last night..

We ALL have to laugh at ourselves.

I can't even begin to BELIEVE I am saying this.

Kudos to you both.

Now let's shake hands and come out fightin'.
1 ok some of that was slightly amusing. however people would do teh jobs, they did them before.
2 I met a guy with the raider logo tattoo'd on the back of his head just this last saturday night and he was very white.
3 If some of the immigration lawyers had to go do something else with themselves wouldnt make me feel bad.
4 LAPD... Rodney King wasnt a mexican.
5 I would gladly pay more for an apple to get rid of this problem
6 If you dont know where to get some in Vegas, you are hopeless.
7 Home Depot already lost my business because of how it is now.
8 I dont eat burritos or have a need for a donkey.
9 How soon before the guy you bought the stolen rims from steals them back from you?
10 backyard full of weeds.. well maybe you can buy one of those donkeys to eat the grass and weeds.
If you are trying to be funny, you have failed!
well..idk about ur 10 reasons. lol.

biut i do agree with you.
americans should stop being so freakin selfish and let these immigrants stay.

all they want is a better life for they're families.
they're not doing anything wrong.
Please tell your relatives that those 10 excuses cannot be used in applying for Green Cards,,,,
Anything that bankrupts any type of lawyer is okay with me. You must not buy many fruits or veggies because there is no sales tax on them.
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