Let's play "How bad is it?"?

Some of you remember the old Johnny Carson monologue joke he'd do, where he'd say "I just went to X and it was so cold..." and the audience would say "How cold was it?" and he'd say "It was so cold that I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets." or something like that.

So. That's what I'm looking for for answers here.

This new immigration bill is bad. How bad is it?

Answer:
It is so bad, my son, wants to know soon they are going to change the name of the White House to the, Casa Blanco
it's so bad our politicians are playing with each other.
I do not know how bad it is, but it is a good business
Illegal paying to get their Zvisa 5,000USD times 12,000,000 (illegal PP) equal 60,000,000,000.00 USD,
The enforcement of the bill will be done by former illegals because they will do it cheaper then natural born citizens.
Its so bad that not only do Pelosi and Reid like it... but even President Bush is all for this one.
Its so bad, its worse than the smell of your dingleberries!
It is so bad it is almost looking good.

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The bill is bad for immigrants , but good for the USA, as they will make a lot of money from the illegal immigrants by charging $1000 for the visa and by charging another $4000 if they wish to become legal in this country.
It is so bad we may not recover.
Its a due nothing bill. You have to sign up for a zvisa first which means you have to go back to Mexico probably for a year or more so you lose your job here so how many are going to do that. Secondly if you have a criminal record your refused re-admittance so all the crooks are out. Thirdly if your well educated and have a skill you get top priority after returning to Mexico which once again means you probably going to lose your good paying job so there not signing up. Then to top it all of its going to take at least 10 years to get citizenship so all the old are out. Who the heck is going to sign up for this.
This bill is so bad,AMERICANS ACTUALLY, think their pissed on vegetables will be cheaper... this bill is so bad,it tastes like ecoli,..this bill is so bad..Our government actually wants to bring back diseases we havent seen in years...This bill is so bad if it was a peso,there wouldnt be enough of it to wipe your *** with..This bill is so bad.if you kill someone it will be legal now,This bill is so bad,if you want to deal drugs you will be givin a merit badge.and on and on...This bill is a scam people,who honestly thinks a illegal immigrant will come up with 5,000 and want to be a citizen? They dont want to be Americans,they want America,HELLO?This bill is so bad if you ate a burritto and passed gas you would get better results,this bill is so bad even if you worked at a taco stand you wouldnt sign it.

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