If i swallowed a watermelon seed, would a watermelon grow in my tummy?

how would i get the watermelon out??

Answer:
Yup.... it happened to my wife... actually 3 times. Her belly just got bigger and bigger and then the doctors had to intervene. They cut the mellon open... it turned out not to be a watermellon at all... it was these alien looking things with big eyes and skin covered with white stuff, but really cute, so we kept them and now they grew bigger and they crawl on top of our heads all day and fight and keep us from sleeping at night... The nurse sez they waz some creature called kidz.
No, the seed would come out of your butt
kids kids kids . no
Yes. You're in big trouble.
-the HCL and other acids in your stomach make sure that will not happen.
-Your digestion proceess is fast. the seed has no time to grow.
lol you've brought back memories! Someone told me that when I was a kid and I believed it for a while (adults don't lie--right?).
In reality, your insides aren't a very good place for a young plant: too dark, wrong temperature for germination and too many chemicals like bile which is acidic.
Watermelons on acid - yech.
Dude, your stomach juices would dissolve the seed.
lol
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