How does a tax paying American citizen become an illegal alien?
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Lucky, please forward me a copy of those forms when you recieve them please. Thinking about going illegal myself, and I thought I would let everyone else do the paperwork for me! Wonder if I can get a refund on my taxes that way, for two of the last five years?? If I was here illegally then I should not have paid in the first place!!
I guess if they get citizenship elsewhere and then sneak back into the country.
Good lord, man, this question is SO DONE already!
Stick a fork in it, slap it on the plate and serve it already!
By moving to another country illegally...
you have it backwards... that can't happen
Sneak into another country without a passport.
Go to another country illegally? Other countries have immigration laws, so if you go there illegally, ta-dah, you're an illegal alien!
Stop paying your taxes and get a liberal Government employee as your backer!
I don't know. How?
Simple. Sneak into Mexico and you will be an illegal alien.
Yo . . . Rick-ay . . .
How much tax you pay last year?
It's okay, you can tell us . . .
commit treason is all that comes to mind for a route to get to that place
Become An Illegal Alien
Do you want free healthcare? Are you tired of paying for car insurance? Do you hate standing in line every few years to renew your drivers license?
Then you need to become an Illegal Alien.
You have come to the right place. Here we will instruct you in the ways of becoming an Illegal Alien and reaping all the benefits.
No, you do not need to go across the border and sneak back in. And you don't need to steal or forge a social security card.
First, learn a new language. We here at BecomeAnIllegal.com recommend one of the following:
* Pig Latin
* Klingon
* Gaelic
Next, only speak that language and insist that all government documents be translated for you and interpreters be provided for you.
Finally, reap the benefits!
Next time you get a cold…
* Call for an ambulance
* Only speak your new language when at the hospital
* Get your medical care
* Leave
That is it. Don't pay. You don't need proof of identification or insurance.
When you get home and are feeling better, rip up your drivers license and auto insurance card. Who needs it?
Enroll your children in a state college in another state and insist on "In State" tuition. And if you are feeling really lucky, insist on a full scholarship.
BecomeAn Illegal.com prefers our illegal immigrants to remain law abiding non-citizens (other than the initial crime of breaking into our country, shirking financial responsibility to health care providers, driving without a license, driving without insurance, etc…). So we won't mention that if you want to make a little extra money, our understanding is that the "Border Patrol" has been instructed not to detain any illegal aliens crossing the border with 500 Pounds or less of pot.
the Citizen could be take away from them for some legal issues or I assume (terrorisim involvement) I do remember watching something in Discovery chanel the this happen with a Nazis that were heavely involved and lied with their application.
By committing a crime, and his attorney at law argue he should be free cause he's a good citizen who pays he's taxes
By climbing over the fence into Mexico!!
because this country is * up!!
Tax paying American citizen ?? well, at least you face that many american citizens dont pay taxes.
But all the crap goes on illegals cause they dont even have that.
Call yourself Ricardo and burn every document in your name.Go to little mexico in your town and buy a social security # for 10 bucks and put it to work.Remember Ricardo,you also have to whistle at all the women that walk by.
You can try this but remember one thing. If you renounce your citizenship you will be on the same list as Bin Laden. The only difference is they will probably be able to find you.
The Honorable Tom Harkin
731 Hart Senate Office Building Phone (202) 224 3254 Washington D.C. 20510
Dear Senator Harkin,
As a native Iowan and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you.
My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stems from the bill which was recently passed by the. Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, as an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five
years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out.
Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes n return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005.
Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped paying premiums for medical insurance, my ccountant figures I could save almost $10,000 a year.
Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school applications, as well as "in-state" tuition rates for many colleges throughout the United States for my son.
Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car insurance premiums. This is very important to me given that I still have college age children driving my car.
If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance.
Your Loyal Constituent, Donald Ruppert Burlington, IA Get your Forms (NOW)!! Call your Internal Revenue Service 1-800-289-1040.
Please pass this onto your friends so they can save on this great offer!
Set up a second identity and have that person be an illegal.
IDONO, but I've found out that no matter what country you go to live in, the US government makes it a jail offense if you don't continue to pay them taxes on what ever you make in another country even if you don't live in the USA , now you tell me how could you pay income taxes to 2 different country's and still eat, very Unintelligent laws we Americans have they are only good for government not the public, and to answer your Question you can forfeit your American citizenship by not doing things just right while living in another country, in turn this would make you an illegal alien if you tried to re-enter American soil without getting the OK and after you filed many documents for our government and waited many months before you could return,what they tell on the TV of how fair and simply the process works in no more than political propaganda, those of you that don't understand how difficult our immigration service really is, simply can't understand why people come here illegally, I'm sure if any of you realized you would not make so many bad Mexican jokes, I'm American and could wait up to 10 years just to bring my Mexican wife home to the USA SIMPLY because of the screwed up process its a real night mare,so enough already of the illegal alien jokes their getting dried out and old.
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