Do you know how to cut down your waiting time in a hospital emergency room?

Just pin this on your shirt.

http://www.freeple.com/blog/wp-content/u...

Answer:
LOL either that or yell Inmigración. :)
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You could: 1)stab yourself in the face, because the doctors CAN'T avoid that 2) bring a gun 3) eat a mentos
the waiting time is shorter if you arrive by ambulance.
doctors use triage to determine who is currently in the worst condition, helping those most seriously injured first. Therefore if you have a minor injury you will be waiting for a while
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I think i get it? lol , not sure, sorry to ruin it :(
LOL.wear that and then take out your cellphone and say loudly into it:" Yes, it looks like there are quite a few here, so send me some additional officers..."

Can you say "STAMPEDE" for the exits?
amen
LOL That was FUNNY! Thanks, I needed a good laugh!

Edit: Of course impersonating an officer is a federal offense, and YOU would be arrested while the illegal aliens got off scot free because they have more rights than LEGAL CITIZENS!

I still think it is funny and a dam good point though!
What makes you so special that you deserve to go to the front of the line?
Good one.I live in Phoenix Arizona, that would definately work here.
Maybe I should start wearing that on my uniform in the ambulance too.It may cut down on the BS calls from Illegals who abuse the system continually.Although I ike my ICE hat.
"Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch that I had downloaded off the Internet onto the front of my shirt."

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