I need a clever title for my illegal immigration essay?

I'm doing an essay on the BENEFITS of illegal immigration in the U.S. Anyone have any good ideas/suggestions on a clever (& catchy?) title? :)

Answer:
Employers Dream
Cheap Labor
Powerless workers
Money but no Rights
Labor of the Silenced
"American Dream"

"Making it In the US"

"Bring me your poor, your tired masses."
How many benefits of illegal immigration are there? I've never really thought about the benefits. I don't have any ideas. I'm just interested in the topic.
The Good life: crossing the border from mexico to America
If it's about the benefits of illegal immigration, I would call it BULLSHIT.
we're screwing ourselves?
I'm As American as Apple Empanada (pie) would be cute. I guess...
Illegal immigration blowback. You do not honestly believe that you would get farm and crop workers if every illegal immigrant was deported do you? This helps our very countries economy. If they leave we would resort to trading and with our current situation in the world, trading would be expensive. Simple answer but its true.
Taco Bell Or Taco Now!You should explain the anti-illegal immigration as the stereotype of mexican food at taco bell or taco now as the anti's fear of the illegal immigrants taking over!
Here you go: Exactly what makes a person illegal when they are trying to provide for their family? Or: Is it illegal to provide for you children? Or: Illegal or Unwanted! Tell us the truth.
The Foundation of the North American Union.(mexico,usa,canada)
"Who Woulda Thunk It"
this land is your land/this land is my land?
'Remember the Alamo'
'OK, Don't Remember the Alamo'
Imploding the American medical system...and loving it.
How about "Exploitation Without Remuneration"?

Just exactly who benefits here? Not the immigrants. Only our economy, and its unquenchable, rapacious greed. Don't feel bad--if you've ever bought anything in America in your whole life, it's your fault. Probably just to a lot lesser extent than that of all the business-criminals out there is all. They know who they are. . . .
"Don't eat with your mouth full",,,if this doesn't say it all, I don't know what will..... Good luck with your essay!
(benefits of Illegal Immigration) stick with that title, it sounds proffesional
the road to gold
It should be titled, "All the Benefits for the Illegal, paid for by the Sucker Taxpayers!"
"An American Tradition: Biting The Hand That Feeds Us."
Make a run to the border
Sink or swim
Give me freedom or give me death
Boat built for 2

From climbing a fence to climbing the corporate ladder.
**The Shortest Essay Ever Written**
How about "White Lies", because there are no benefits that are not in fact made up statistics put forth by La Raza.



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La Raza's Step-by-Step Plan to takeover the United States:

http://www.firesociety.com/forum/thread/...

1. Replicate the civil rights movement, and ally with African American groups.

2. Develop statistics that are not true to use as propaganda to sway Americans.

3. Push “special programs” for Hispanics only.

4. Advise illegals on staying in the USA, and gain sympathy by "sad story", and "we do the work Americans won't do" propoganda.

5. Gain amnesty.

6. Encourage the lie that the southwest "belongs" to Mexico.

7. Change political structure and laws by bringing in millions of
hispanics over time.

8. Pressure American corporations to support them, by “secret deals" for rewards by their people's spending power.

9. Attack opposition with racist labeling, so that opponents waste time defending it.

10. Continue receiving aid from US and Mexican governments.
how about ''crime and un'punishment''.
or '' how to support corruption''.

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