What is the easist way to get myself and my wives and children in to the US and will I be able to claim welfar
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Hi!
Me, Im Jewish, and my man, well, he is an infidel Muslim, we just want to say, the easiest way for you to come to the US is to go through Mexico, and jump the boarder across to America. Then, when you do come across, find us, and we will send you, and your little un-patriotic family to PRISON where you all belong!
If this is a joke (and a great one) GOOD ONE! LOL!
well you got a problem there with the "wives"
it ain't gonna happen unless u have "wife"
Just take a long walk over a too short border. It's that easy.
GET THEM GREEN CARD.. IF U DO IT ILLEGALY.. U CAN GO 2 JAIL
You would have to become a Mormon if you want to bring wives, forget the welfare and bring lots of money.
Why not call George Shrub and he will tell you
1. Divorce all but one of your wives and keep the rest as mistresses.
2. Go to Hollywood and get a job working in action films.
3. Run for Governor of California.
BTW, forget about smiting with swords. Americans use guns, not swords.
Just about anyone can claim welfare wether you get it is another story.You had better not have more than two grand in a bank account or drive a new mercedes.
I don't know how you will manage it but you get my vote - best of luck, they deserve you.
A cheeky infidel question deserves a cheeky infidel answer.
Unfortunately everyone that comes to my mind will get me a Violation Notice.
Bring your sword, remember the firearm is mighter than the sword!
Come on a tourist visa and then either apply for a green card or just stay here illegally. have some American kids and then you can get welfare for them.
Here in America, you have one wife. Then you can apply to be a citizen and then you get educated and get a job so you are not sucking our tax dollars dry by feeding of our welfare system. If you just want to come here and live for free on my tax dollars, just stay where ever you are. I'm thinking that maybe your wives should get together and smite off your nut sack!
put them all in suitcaess
Go to Canada.
Well for one thing, come over here and try to cut off anyone's head with a sword, and I will come and I will shoot your åss.
Another thing, uhh WIVES? Meaning more than one? You must be crazy man. Here in america we do not do that, we stay faithful to our wife, and we don't have more than one. So if you are going to come here you can only have 1 wife!
As for welfare, GET A JOB! We will NOT pay for your stuff, and you wont just claim it. So take you and that rediculous hat of yours and look for a job.
And BTW Sry, just in case your wondering, no rice fields here.
One last thing, no one feels threatened by your swords, and martial arts, theres always a way to take you people down, and I know how (police defensive tactics.) If you want to play with swords, do some sword acts in the circus.
Yeah, like I believe you.
my gun is stronger than your sword.
and my kids can beat up your kids.
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