Do you think my illegal immigrant relocation plan is a viable solution?

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You want me to take care of Tyler? I get him to the Overlook Hotel. There is a maze you'd be amazed about the maze.where was I?
I think homing pigeons only go in one direction. From what I understand, if I wanted to send you something, I would need one of YOUR homing pigeons. I would put a little letter (or miniature illegal) in his little tube and send him back to you (his HOME). Then I guess you'd have to FedEx him back for the next time I wanted to send something to you...

So I guess if you could convince the Mexican government to donate millions of their own homing pigeons to you, then this could be accomplished. OH! You'd also have to get a hold of Rick Moranis and have him build you one of those rays that shrinks people.

Other than that (minor details) - it's a great plan!
Well, at least you're not trying to use swallows! I highly doubt that a swallow, which can't even carry a coconut, will be able to carry a Mexican back to Mexico.
smellyfoot be warned they already snookered Cinnamon into their elusive game of "lets ask a simple question" you'll end up in one of these sweat-shops in the middle east, stuffing Muslim poetry into hand grenades.
Don't say I didn't warn ya.
Eh Hombre, I taka yo pigein ana steek heem uppa yorra steenkin Yankee ole. Eh, thee Mehican airforce we have pigein too Yankee, but Mehican pigeen he mean an hungry not like a fat Yankee pigein. We teara your pigeins to pieces.

All hail Tylerdurden, I`m incontinent.

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