Any tips for UK Settlement Visa Interview tips? What will the officer ask?

I am married recently to a British. I am attending a spouse settlement interview at the embassy soon. I wish someone could help to give me some tips what they will ask. Please dont send me links to immigration coz I had read much of them already. I need some real life experience.

Answer:
question 1 do you have a brain?
question 2 will you need 2 seats on the plane?
question 3 do you believe we won the revolutionary war?
question 4 what color of underwear are you wearing?

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