How do i become an austrilian citizen??
Answer:
Lol.
learn how to spell australian then your on the right track
This may sound a bit absurd, and could probably be ignored, but you could try finding a large aussie woman, crawl into her (southpark style) and let her give birth to you in australia.
Right off the forms:
* I am willing to invest AU$100,000 in an Australian government security for a period of at least 12 months.
* I have worked in Australia in an occupation from the SOL for at least 6 months in the last 4 years, whilst holding a visa authorising me to work.
* I am fluent in any language other than English.
Here is the list of occupations (SOL) they want you to have. If your occupation either is not on the list, or has a ranking of "0" - then dont apply for citizenship - they dont really want you.
https://secure.liveinaustralia.com/skill...
As you noticed, the $100k bribe works wonders...
HAHAHA... that was funny! (What votepaul said)
Let me know how you make out... Being on the opposite side of the planet and "this crap" is lookin' better and better.
Apply to the Australian Imagination to come here on a worker Visa. Have a good command of the English language and some understanding of the values of the people here.
You will have to reside here for four years before you can apply for citizenship and you will have had to been employed for the hole four years. If you have money, then you can apply fore a business Visa.
That will allow you to set up and or run a business here for four years that will also enable you to stay here in Australia.
The Immigration information post by website user , MyTend.com not guarantee correctness.
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