Can we please legalize illegal Mexicans?

Or at least some of them. Our national soccer team needs their help badly. We lost to Argentina 4-1 and last night we lost 3-1 to Paraguay. We are now out of the Copa America. If we just legalized 11 Mexicans, we may have a chance the next time we have an international competition. I'm tired of being the laughing stock of the soccer world. If we are going to get everyone's respect in this world, we must have a good soccer team....thanks!

Answer:
Yes, rather amusing. What astounds me is that people are actually taking you seriously! Really, people, this is a JOKE! I think.

In all seriousness, Mexico aren't the side they once were. Apart from a brief time when they hosted the World Cup (over 20 years ago now) they've done nothing since that rather humiliating defeat against Tunisia in 1978. Hands up all those who remember them completely missing the goal from the penalty kick? Any fool can hit it over the bar. It takes a special kind of fool to hit it six yards wide of the goal.

As for the person who says USA plays real football, I feel obliged to point out that real football is where you kick a BALL with your FOOT. It does not require you to throw a ball with your hand. I can think of six games worldwide called football. Only one of them actually requires the action described in the name of the game.
No.
Who gives a rat's a$s about soccer.

You start a precedent for 11, and then you gotta let them all in.

Not happening.
No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No.
No. No. No. No.

STOP ASKING.
We will not reward criminals, especially those who have no respect for this country and its citizens.
We do not owe you anything.
I'd take some from Brazil way before Mexico.
ok , I will support amnesty for 11 of them as long as they can guarantee a victory
We've beaten the mexican soccer team the last two times we've played mexico...helloooo!
So why not hire professionals from around the world? Mexico is good, but there are countries that are way better. If they got hired by the US to play professional soccer, then they wouldn't have a problem becoming legal.
No thank you. See ya!
if you like soccer that much go back to mexico. we play real football here. futbol es mierde

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youre a moron. american football requires kicking the ball with the foot as well. feel free to take a flying **** at a rolling doughnut.
wow, God forbid we lose soccer games.
don't players have to play for their native country anyway? Besides, our economy and security are more important than a damn soccer game,

Maybe we should challenge them to a game of tackle soccer with a lop-sided ball, then see who wins.
Soccer is for people whose mothers drive minivans.
Only if they register the legal way and for God's Sake Learn to flush your Toilet Paper down the crapper.
Uhhh...NO! We already HAVE football and it isn't called soccer!! We MUST have loyal Americans...not illegal aliens who want to have Azlantan created
No, but hell no! The only thing the illegals deserve is a one- way ticket home! Nothing else!
Nope, sorry not a real sport
No there's a good reason to side with Kennedy and Reid, NOT!
No, and I'm glad to see your priorities are in order. If you want to play soccer just take a bunch of good players to any third world country like mexico and join THEIR team.
Sorry to tell you, the Mexican soccer isn't so great. If the US wanted to win, they might have to have some
world-famous players move, and I highly doubt Ronaldinho is going to move.

Many illegals are trying to find work, not practice soccer full-time.
You have to be joking, do you realize how fast them things multiply.
No! But you can move to Mexico and be on their team.
Adios! and good luck in your new country.
Sorry , no
I find you to be quite pathetic. Your reason for legalizing something illegal relates to your personnal need to win! Instead of being a winner, you choose to import the help you need because you cant do it yourself! btw, what dont you understand about Illegal?
im mexican and i think your idea is dumb. mexicans are not the best soccer players in the world no ofense.
That is a mighty poor reason to legalize anybody. The sport is not worth the fundamental principals of law by which our country operates.
While your zeal for your sport has merit, I would recommend that the sport does the best that it can with what it has. This appeal is little better than the practice of enticing certain players for various schools for the betterment of the school at the players possible expense.
No, we do not need to have a winning soccer team if it means allowing illegal immigrants into the country just to satisfy the zeal of a few.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
im mexican [& i live in mexico thank God].
i think this question is stupid and was probably asked as a joke. what i dont think is funny at all is some of the answers it got. i dont support the idea of illegal mexicans going to the US either, but you americans could express your opinions differently. your goverment should address the problem with immigrants differently too.
think about it, there's a way of saying the same things you already did without hurting other people's feelings.
:)
have a nice day and viva mexico!
sorry but NO. Illegal is illegal and I will not be a party to lawlessness. Besides, soccer is about as exciting as competitive snail racing.
The only football we need is from a pigskin . When Houston had to change their name to keep the wet backs happy I gave up on that bull crap game .

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