I'm an Illegal Immigrant. How can I best benifit from American handouts?
Although illegal immigrants are ineligible for welfare, food stamps and other public service programs, I easily obtain them by using false identification papers. It's a big business and not difficult to create an identity for this purpose. Heck, I even get a big tax refund at the end of the year by this method.
Income taxes... what are those? I get paid under the table. The gov't doesn't know how much I make so I am still considered poor.
It would be humane to deny me medical assistance. Walk-in clinics do not ask for identification at all, so I can simply make-up a name and social security number to get treated. Hospitals won't turn me down. They never report me either.
So my question is, what else am I entitled to until I am granted amnesty?
Answer:
You are allowed to ask God and Jesus for forgiveness, for being a criminal and breaking the laws of this land...you can ask Him for forgiveness for stealing money and jobs from people who need them too...but don't forget to steal as many cars as you can, deal drugs and drive without insurance, and park your car in your driveway of the new home the illegal banks are financing now.
As an illegal alien, pretty much the only thing you can't take advantage of is my sister..but don't worry, the Dems in Congress will be taking care of that one soon enough!
Free education for your children.
There are a lot of people that would be glad to give you a hand out.right out of the country.
I think next time I go to the hospital I'll dress up in a sombrero and put on a fake moustache...then I won't have to pay for anything.
What a sweet talker you are
You're funny! =|
First of all illegal immigrants are not eligible for welfare, food stamps, medicare, medicaid...whatever assistance you can think of! They're kids however, are! Simply bc they are US citizens! So they do not get all these public services through false identification papers! Get your story right! And they do pay taxes! Get educated!
You should go try to make a living on their wages -
Makes no sense, this is a great example of the ignorance some people have on this issue - You need to go after the people you helped get elected that continue to create this kind of mess.
The few powerful "Elite" families like the Cheney's in the U.S. have prostituted big business in the USA to become the leaders of the "New World Order" - by sending jobs overseas and strengthening the countries that always end up turning on us. So, in order to compete with India, Taiwan, China, and all the others - We in the USA have to accept slave wages that only the illegal immigrants are willing to take - in order to compete with this "new world economy" that the "Elite" manufactured. Racists continue vote for these "Elite" people, cause they think that they would help their "racist cause" - but these "Elites" only know 1 color - Green, and could careless about them, you, me or the illegal immigrants.
Talk about an inconvenient truth...
How would you like it if someone was sarcstic about issues that are important to you. You better keep your mouth shut.
Immigrants are using benefits but then again every time they purchase something they are paying taxes. What about those immigrants that do pay taxes to the IRS and never get a refund. You need to be able to take a look at both sides of the argument and not be ignorant about issues affecting our country. It's people like you that are keeping the US down.
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