Am i comiting krime in uk?

i m ilegel in uk, i com frm other contry, i cam to uk by holding underneth a lory frm france.som ppl told me im so ilegel i stil hve axel grese frm lory on my forhead.pls dnt report and diport me.

Answer:
Laugh - Welcome to England - you'll be welcomed with open arms at the council housing departments and our social security departments. You can get NHS treatment if your hands and forehead are hurting in any way, (which is free if you've never paid into the system). Enjoy the fruits of our labour, our lovely government enjoy helping your type. - laugh

How about that for an answer eh?
grow up
grow up!!
I won't deport you, I'll just shoot you!
Grow up!!
well i thought it was funny!!
yeah ok, funny how u managed to get on a computer.
your spelling is your worst crime. nice wind up but why do you bother?
Well you seem to have done pretty well for yourself! Well done you.

What was your question?
TW@T!
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the cops are coming to take you home ha ha ..!!
come to america...we have plenty of room, and also we offer english as a second language. we will even pay for it, so you don't have to.
By the sound of it you taking the p.ss so grow up and learn how to spell .
wow..
if i knew who you were you would be out quicker than lightning!! and who's computer are you using someone is obviously giving you shelter
2 points!
Stop wasting our time.
2 points
Why are you pretending you can't spell? The only crime you are committing is against the English language! Your other questions show that you are a native speaker.
go home
big big big YAWN
You're not illegal, you just can't spell and do not know how to use the spellchecker.

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