How do i become a illegal immigrant(UK)???????????

i want to have a free house a free car and money off the british goverment (i am english born and bred in london)why do i have to work my fingers to the bone and get no ware and they get everything (i even heard the other day that two went to court and because they are on the dole and got no money they got let off)what is this country coming to

Answer:
Catch a flight to Canada. Then enter the US illegally you can have all that and more
Well you all will vote New labour.

Reap what you sow.
Its what happens when tony blair and Labour get voted in!
Vote BNP then it all go away!
Guess why I flew off to America? Give Tony my regards
lol sounds a lil like the us i sympathise ij really do as i am a teen my parents just got a divorce and we need all the money my mom works for but instead we pay alot to takes so the illegals can get everything free
Fancy joining me on a day trip to France and we can jump on the back of a lorry just act dumb when we get here job done

Added note: Take your point that law is ridiculous it just allows the authority so shun their responsibilities the driver gets fined and the immigrant has a field day
Just get into the UK and ask Tony Blair and his cronies for Housing benefits, Welfare State money to live off, new home, new clothes, car, mobile phone, etc and you surely will get it. us Brits yet again will have to suffer another chunk out of our taxes. :o(
It's time this country was given back to the English, let the immigrants work by all means, but those who don't shouldn't get a penny from the taxpayer ! That should also apply to the layabout doley's on the council estates !There is an alternative. You know who to vote for at the next election.

Give me back my England !
I would just LOVE to answer your question, but some 'do gooders' on here take the hump and i'd get another violation notice, so i'd better not this time. But i TOTALLY agree with everything you say.
Spend some time in a former Easter Block country, learn the language and some of their customs, develop a loud disagreeable disposition and return to England. Once in the country dispose of your documents and claim asylum because you were persecuted at 'home'. Say that Vlad the Impaler was after you and due to the shock of seeing your family impaled, you are unable to work.
In case you don't know, no illegal immigrants are having the kind of easy life you are imagining. No one is housed in a good house, but they are normally clammed in to a block of rooms looking more like a prison, under surveillance, and they are never given a car, and given enough money to only survive, if they are lucky. Otherwise they are exploited by the people trafficker, working in manual job for 60 hours a week, or work as prostitutes. They had to leave their countries to have a better life, because they could be only killed or live like dogs on the street if they stayed.
And some silly people still think that those people are having fun, well, you know, they are not. Because some lazy arses from UK can't be bothered to work, but since government doesn't put them in a mansion and pay more money for them to spend in stupid goods, they come up as an excuse for their lives not being easy, by blaming things on those immigrants.
I don't believe you were born in London my English better than yours and i was only here for about 8 months
thank Tony Blair for the total shambles the uk has become
ONO said it all, do not be naive and fooled , you would not survive a week if you were an illigal immigrant.
prisoners are treated far much better than them.
You won't get a car!
Illegal Immigrants are not entitled to anything, so you don't have a clue what you are talking about. Legal immigrants are also not entitled to any kind of benefits UNLESS they are Asylum Seekers, who have received indefinitely leave to remain.

HTH : )
Research the facts you moron. Illegal immigrants get absolutely nothing from the government because they are ILLEGAL and shouldn't be here. To get money off the government in the form of benefits, people need a national insurance number, illegals don't you prat.
You may be confusing illegals with asylum seekers or refugees, there's a difference you uneducated idiot. Like I say, research the facts you ignoramus.
I actually tried to change my status from British National to Illegal Alien, I emailed the Home Office twice and I got a reply...

'Your comments have been noted'

What does that mean? Hopefully im on some rightwing file or something.

I want my free car and house too, I think i am more deserving since i have atleast already paid for it in my taxes! why should it be given to some scummer who has paid nothing.

Try changing your name to Mohammed then applying on the housing register - usually puts you near the top.
enough is enough we most stop immigration now for the sake of this small over populated country does it make me racist because i want this stopped NO i call it freedom of speech we have to start taking care of the people that were born and bred here they have made this country what it is today but what do we have pensioners afraid to turn up there heating hospitals in a state through lack of funding the list goes on and on no more people to come in at all until this mess gets sorted out then and only then open the gates to a few who want to work and have savings and something to offer this country and who will embrace this country as its own not just what it can offer the people that come in now just want what they can get out of the system wether it be a house or benefits and some actually preach hatred to the country and people that feed them so well
I suppose the question "are most lorry drivers thick and stupid racist thugs" is now answered.

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