Will You Wish Me Luck As A Legal Earthling?
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Palith M'kor! I hope you find it well upon this strange yet simple planet. The earth women are as intellectually void as the men are, however they are not simple to engage in sexual activities. That is humanoid myth. I arrived from Septoloo eight of their years ago, though it was not at the human atmospheric vessel port deemed "Ohair", it was at a point I shan't divulge on their primitive networks of impersonal communications.
Good luck... you'll do fine... earth women are easy....
I accept you, extra-terrestrial to Humanity - but I must inform you of a widespread mind disease that humans do not admit of possessing - the discrimination and prosecution of different beings to themselves.
Good luck.
in that case welcome to the planet Earth .hope that you will have a pleasant stay whilst you are here.
Good luck, my friend! It's a CRAZY world!
haha no.
We welcome you with open arms, now if your fellow aliens deceide to come here and start sponging off the system, we might get pissed, unless of course you can share with us the secrets of the universe, and or have cures for many illnesses we have here. Just don't hog all the women.
Do you have a green card? Where is your visa??
GO HOME!!
well, your language skills and grasp of the culture are far superior to that of a mexican!
Nice to see you again my friend, tell your cousin Hello for me.
You look pasty white. They won't hate you.
Hmmm just another illegal looking for a hand out.Whats wrong is your planet poor ? Did you come here searching for a better life?
Well at least you seem to like it here and haven't said anything derogatory about the USA .....yet ! Wanna come to Area 51 to meet a few friends of mine ?
Oh and its jiggy ....not juggy but to each his own....
yeah i hear they treat illegal aliens really good in mexico go there first !
It's about time you checked in - we've been wondering what happened to you. We thought you might have made a wrong turn out in the asteroid belt. Glad to hear you made it and are all right.
What are your demons like over there where you're from? Running won't help; we've got demons here too. But you can smile, you're on the same luck as we are!
luck
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