What is the best way to immigrate to USA?

I'm looking for a possible way to immigrate to USA and being an American citizen.

Answer:
best and only way is legally
contact the immigration office for info
sneak across. Hell we will given you education, health care, our social security. You name it, its yours. Thank the Democrats. don't forget to vote for them now.
Legally. Go through the proper channels, know the language and the culture, and obey the laws, and pay your taxes. Do this, and I welcome you to our great country. We welcome all who wish to live free and equal within the law.

If you attempt to circumvent our laws, I don't care what nationality you are, how much money or education you have, or anything else about you. I want you thrown in jail for about 10 years, and then deported.

As for specific details, surely a naturalized citizen here legally can advise you as to the proper procedure and give you contact information.
being born here is the best way
Sh!t man do it illegaly, I don't really give a damn.
Sneak through Canada if you have to.

Were all human anyways.
PLEASE DON'T.. JUST STAY WHERE YOU ARE AND LIVE HAPPILY
if you are white and rich just apply, you will get right in, if you are any shade of brown you need to swim the rio grand. the jerks in the congress do not want any brown people in america.
I think the best way into USA is an aeroplane.Not a small boat packed with 300 of your fellow countrymen!

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