Who do I call to illegally immigrate to the US of A?

I have bad home life. I kan have better world in US. I need to get to US so I can provyde munny to wife with aborted fetus.

We kannot support anymore child. I know not what to do. I want to illegal get in the US and hurt people for profits.

Have an airplane to borrow? I pay with American tax dollar. I on welfare, and I hope Hillary stays office so I keep welfare.

Answer:
Are you joking??

If you do come over here, I pray you get caught.
... this has got to be a joke
Oh kindly call the nearest INS office and tell them the time, date and point of entry of your travel. They would arrange for a welcoming committee.
Q. Who do I call to illegally immigrate to the US of A?
A. Call Department of Homeland Security
Q. I have bad home life.
A. You will have good life in jail.
Q. I kan have better world in US.
A. Yes US is a better world.
Q. I need to get to US so I can provyde munny to wife with aborted fetus. We kannot support anymore child. I know not what to do.
A. Use condoms in future encounters with your wife.
Q. I want to illegal get in the US and hurt people for profits.
A. US has no people for profits.
Q. Have an airplane to borrow? I pay with American tax dollar. I on welfare, and I hope Hillary stays office so I keep welfare.
A. Airplane available. But will not let you fly.

Q. I on welfare, and I hope Hillary stays office so I keep welfare.
A. Hillary still waiting to fight for office.
Get a freaking life. One more stupid question from you and I will hunt you down, and I can do it without leaving my computer.Comprende senor?
Another moronic 'tard.
hahahhahahah too funny. I like it. When do American CEO's of fortune 500 companies have time to surf online?
#?@& !0? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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