How can I become a an illegal alien so that I may get Government benefits that U S citizens can't get?
Answer:
Get a really flashy car. Fly the mexican flag proudly on it. Buy some really tight jeans and a big brass buckle for your belt. Cowboy boots and grease yourself down good. Oh yeah tie a bandana around your head too. When they ask you if they can help say...mi no speaka no engla
I dunno. Please let me know the secret.
Can you renounce your citizenship?
Not sure how to do that either.
that's the 24 million dollar answer---seriously, if YOU figure it out- go online and sell it to us Americans who are being sucked dry by good old Uncle Sam!!
Wouldnt all American tax payers like to know that secret!
Ask Congress. That's their specialty.
Ummm...Forge an identity for a Mexican and sneak back in across the border maybe? LOL. Seriously, isn't this getting to be too much. Here in the middle of nowhere Missouri they just busted 138 illegals from Mexico, Guatemala and other southern countries.
So let me get this straight. Now you're actually saying that there are government benefits that are ONLY available to illegal aliens.
Sure.
get a tan make your own ss card and put all nines on it and also cancel your insurance and make all businesses get u a translator so you can get your benefits
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