Can anyone tell me how I can get an application to become an illegal alien ?

A native Iowan was told by the Dept of Homeland Security to contact his Senator , Tom Harkin , which he did in a letter , about the process for becoming an illegal alien .
He thought the bill , recently passed by the Senate would be a good deal for like mined Americans .
Read the letter and see for yourself .
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/1...

Answer:
Love the link. I was thinking sort of along the same lines.

A couple of years ago some cops were chasing a truckload of illegals who were sideswiping other cars trying to cause a pile-up and were throwing stuff on the road trying to wreck the pursuing police car, and when the cops caught them they were so PO'ed that they roughed them up. So the government gave all the illegals permission to stay. If a white guy like me tried something like that, they'd lock me up, not pin a damned medal on me. It pays to be illegal.

Then a couple of border patrol guys shot a dope smuggler in the butt as he was pulling his gun. The guy had like a half a ton of dope and a gun and was illegally entering the USA, but the government gave the guy permission to stay in the US and didn't prosecute him for the dope, but locked up the border patrol agents as political prisoners. If a white guy like me pulled a gun on some feds and got caught smuggling dope, do you think the government would fall all over itself to grant me benefits and place me above the law? It pays to be illegal..

It turns out a couple of the guys who were arrested for conspiracy to wage a jihad and kill a bunch of people at Ft. Dix in New Jersey were illegal aliens who were smuggled across the Mexican border. They were stopped over 50 times by police for speeding and driving without a license, and they let them go. Once when I was stopped and I had forgotten my wallet with my license, you know what they did to me? They put me in jail. Yet if you're an illegal, they just let you go no matter what you do. It pays to be illegal. .
sounds like a plan
any illegal alien would change places with u in a heart beat.
Let me know when you find out. I want to not pay taxes, get free medical care, free state sponsored education specificially for my kids because they don't speak the language, and money for groceries because the govt. thinks I make $0.
Wanta become an illegal alien? Go ahead, slip into Cuba......undetected by Castro of course.
I've seen it. i wonder what tom harkin told him. very interesting and a good point.
Ha!
Heck I just thought the same thing myself today while out running errands. And in a public place of business had said so much as so. A friend of mine who happened to come in said he was going to claim he was from Africa. I told him I'd vouch for him. And why not?... All those people who weren't even in the Katrina storm fared pretty d*mn well filling out false info without the paperwork for proof.

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And don't get me wrong or take that part of my answer out of context... I feel and have felt for those who were truly effected by Katrina. Who still are effected by that disaster. I have donated to that cause as well. And I am just as PO'd at the government agencies that didn't take better measures to get the money to the people who needed it in a more direct manner. What kind of government can see such destruction from a disaster, and still claim that those locations Mayors, and Governors need to ask them for help to get it.

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