Reasons to immigrate to russia?
Answer:
a beautiful countryside, great European cities, nice and friendly people, can't beat the home cooking, Russian beer and chocolate are the best, fixed and low (13%) per cent on taxes, developing economics, great public transportation, a real Head of State (PUTIN), nice anti-missile defense system :)
Because u can say RUSSSIA in a russian accent!
to drink volka and act like like a jackass
can't think of one...??
Russian women.
Cause the woman there are all hot
Besides the caviar? :)
Because Russia has one of the fastest growing economies in the world you are pretty much assured a high (all things being relative) paying job.
But even more important than that- those blue eyed, long blond hair, fair skin, tall Russian women. Sure, they'll rock your world and then put a lit cigarette out on your forehead but so what; gotta take the good with the bad, right?
Because beets and cabbage are your favorite veggies?
Because you can get really good prices for second-hand WMDs?
Becaue you never used your Second Amendment rights, anyway?
Because you already have a unibrow?
Because everyone there will think your Yugo is cool?
Because Winter is your favorite season?
Because your idea of International cuisine is reindeer fajitas?
Because you can stay drunk all the time and no one will notice?
Because you always thought toilet paper was for sissies, anyway?
Because you always thought toilets were for sissies?
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