20,000,000 illegal Dependents...I want my tax deductions...?

Even being single, when filing my tax form, I can't see a space big enough to claim all the illegal immigrants who are dependent on me to house them in our jails(40,000/year per person), dumb down our schools($4000 extra per student per year), dumb down the work force(PRICELESS), etc, etc.

So How do I figure this out, what do I say when i call the IRS to claim these 20,000,000 dependents which rape my paycheck everyweek.

Please help!

Answer:
You are such an idiot. What about the millions of Americans in welfare that don't want to work and just live off the government. What about all those Americans that rape those undocument aliens pay them 1/3 of what they would pay lazy americans. Why not complain about our politicians and their earmarks, pork barell spending, ohh is that because they are citizens and are allowed to do it. Grow up, if you don't come up with intelligent discussions then we we never come to an agreement as a country. It just shows you dumb you are.
I say, as an American, all of us should just quit paying taxes. Then we will see just how long the government can support these invaders we are supporting.
After all, they can't arrest 100 million Americans.
If 12 million citizens didn't pay their income tax they sure as hell would find and jail them.
Illegal is Illegal, what the hell can't congress understand about that. Cut off their water and they will go home, No Jobs, No Welfare, No Rights, for Illegals.
Just tell the IRS you want amnesty from your tax liability and they'll give you a pass and bake you cookies.

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure they will.

No,


Really.

It would be interesting if the populace as a whole deducted the costs for schooling and giving healthcare to illegals from their taxes.

Pipe Dream...dammit.

3D. There are about 300 million people in the USA.
and the question is....

if you want to stop illegal immigration it is quite simple. stop all Americans from consuming anything. all Americans must stop exploiting the cheap labor of those very people they despise. and guess what? they will go away. everything else you say is futile!!
You are getting a deduction, in:

1. Construction costs
2. Raw Food
3. Prepared food (restaurants)
4. Maintenance of all kinds

etc..
If we dont fix the problem with ANCHOR BABIES,we wont be a country for very much longer. They are also coming here just to have babies(for free of course) and then hope for a shamnesty like the one that just failed,so they can use their LEGAL?? kids to help them to ultimately become citizens... Wake up AMERICA,keep the pressure on all of your representatives In congress,and tell them to stop all this madness.
Most illegals hold jobs by using fake social security numbers/cards and they pay some kind of payroll tax that goes unrecorded and unreported as it's all fake. Illegals hold jobs that should be held by the people (that you support) who receive welfare checks and other benefits like free housing. How do we get the welfare recipients to work jobs like picking fruit, etc. and get the illegals out of those types of jobs? If we could do that, then we'd have this illegal problem solved.
Call your Congressperson and ask them , Tell them that over 2billion other American Citizens are going to do that too.!
You make a good point , there

CLOSE the BORDERS,NOW !!
And unfortunately, prices are not lowered when employers hire illegal aliens. The profits from hiring illegal aliens are put into offshore bank accounts.

The U.S. needs to start auditing large cash purchases ( expensive cars, homes, boats, vacation homes, etc) since so many small business owners are becoming multi-millionaires by hiring illegal aliens.
The only thing I can say to that is YOU'RE AWESOME! That was one of the best questions I've come across!
Yes, you need lots of help! you are sick in the head.
Maybe you should go to H&R Block?

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