As an illegal immigrant, which book should I carry fduring my trip on the desert?
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I'd be carrying water not a book senor.
no book! bring a gun to save yourself from racists who dont want you to have an opportunity!
If you are going to be out on the desert, I suggest you carry water, not a book!
Better read, "How I did it" by Evita Peron.
The bible as when you enter on our soil you better pray to god that your last seconds here are fast and you don't lay long in the desert as we are great shots..And we all have had with criminals .
A legal passport book.
THe US Guide to Legal Immigration would be my recommendation.
This has to be a joke. If not, we don't want you here. Go to France...
why don't you just do it the right way you know like all your -- what do you call them-- oh yeah "hermanitoes."
Read "life and times of geronimo" See how previous "illegal" immigrants treated the indigious people of this land.
If you must you should read a book on Untied States Criminal Justice. While your there in the middle of nowhere take a seat and read up don’t worry about the water you can always dig a hole and put a glass in it, please finish reading before you stand up and try to continue to break US Sovereignty.
Well, number one, you are an idiot to try to cross the Southwestern deserts in the summer. I will feel no sympathy for you as your bones bleach in the desert and you give the coyotes indigestion.
Number two, if one of the evil minutemen does find you, they will give you water to save your miserable behind before turning you over to the Border Patrol.
Number three, this is an amusing question.
How about "Alice in Wonderland" (or in this case, "Pedro In Wonderland")
Or "Bad Luck And Trouble" (which is what you will get!!)
Or "High Noon"!!
Or "Killer Weekend"!!
Or "Up Close And Dangerous"!!
Or "The 6th Target"!!
Or "Last Words"!!
Or maybe just a copy of the immigration LAWS of the UNITED STATES!
You should take a newspaper in order to wipe your butt when you have to booboo!
If you are going to take a book, you should also take a big flashlight to read by or when you stop to rest, some matches to light a fire big enough to read by.
"Entering the US illegally for Dummies",,,,,
You should take men are from mars,women are from venus. It's a best seller and I hear they have quizzes to take so it should make your trip go faster.Troll!
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