How can i bring my five girlfriends from mexico to usa?
Answer:
USE UPS
Stay in your own country.
so you're saying you can't bring in 5 donkeys to the USA?!!!
Yeah. Shove them up your *** and bring them over.
you're a freak
like u could get 5 girlfriends! lol
there are brothels in every major city full of illegal South of the border women, find one of them mexican pimps and pay them to get your girls up here.
I don't think you can. Unless you load them all in a bus and drive like crazy over the border, dodging the bullets and razor wire. Might not be worth the hassle.
Do what the other 11 milion illegals did.
Just bring them to Matamoros and walk them across the bridge, baby!
As if you have 5 girlfriends....
The same way you got five girlfriends in the first place.....Use your imagination.
If they all know about each other and they don't mind sharing you,well they have got to be pretty desperate for a man...any man
Or they all rode the short bus to school everyday...Your self delusions are funny.
The tunnels near San Diego are probably the best route. Nobody patrols them on a regular basis, and the U.S. Government can't seem to spare the money to close them up.
Any other place on earth, tunnels of this type, under borders, are considered invasion routes and possibly constructing them is an act of war.
But in the U.S., the authorities just wink and shrug.
Contact your local drug smuggler, terrorist cell, or coyote. One of them can steer you in the right direction, for a price.
Why don't you just pimp them there, instead of here, they need to keep their STD's on their side. Maybe thats why they get rejected>>>>??????
Go and contact a coyote to smuggle them...u are a dumb.
What? They don't need visas! They can just walk across the bridge at Progresso or Brownsville . No problemo, Senor. Just make sure they have their own mops and buckets and are ready to work.... we can't provide their supplies, too.
five girlfriends? congratulations my friend. you are the man!
just hire a coyote to bring them across the border. and you should probably get at least one of them pregnant first
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